I keep getting comment spam (200 per day), but I can’t seem to do a blanket change on past posts to make them closed to further comments. I can make it so that all future posts are closed to commenting, but it seems I have to change each past one individually. I don’t have that kind of time, really. It’s just getting so annoying having to sift through each batch of comments to find the two that are actually my friends, and not someone trying to sell me penis pills.

I also keep getting hundreds of bounceback emails each day, which means that my address has been captured and is being used for spamming purposes. This is really annoying. 

If anyone has any advice, could you please email me? I’d appreciate it. And I’m not getting rid of my address. Why should I change my name, when they’re the ones who suck?

Grr.